SHOP ASSISTANT: How long have you been paintballing? YOUNG RICHARD: Why would you assume I paintball? SHOP ASSISTANT: I suppose I took the red target on your cap as an indication … YOUNG RICHARD: That I was a paintballer separated from the group, now hopelessly lost? SHOP ASSISTANT: … YOUNG RICHARD: Well, I’m not. SHOP ASSISTANT: … YOUNG RICHARD: I’m clearly an avid reader of post-war American literature.
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