The Thief Who Pulled on Trouble's Braids (Amra Thetys, #1)

by Michael McClung

If you take only one piece of advice from this old scribe, let it be this: Don't go there. Just don't. If you do go, please have this tombstone made up beforehand: I Went To Deathland Even Though Lhiewyn Of Lucernis Told Me Not To