Paranormal Nonsense (Blue Moon Investigations, #1)

by Steve Higgs

Of course, menacing stares are not something one practices in front of a mirror, so I just hoped it was menacing and that I didn't just look like I needed to poo.

As everyone knows vampires are part of the undead and therefore have no heartbeat, their body temperature is far below the human normal range, and they have no breath or reflection.” My years of studying Buffy, Charmed and True Blood was clearly put to good use.

“Okay, so we just look at pictures, make notes and hope something proves to be useful later?”