Jagjit finally pulled himself together. “Tempest, there’s a something terrible and scary outside your house.” “Terrible and scary?” I repeated his words mockingly. “Dude. Outside your house is a woman wearing lingerie and a trench coat. I heard a knock on the door when I came out of the toilet, so I opened the door and she flashed me.” “And that made you scream?” I enquired. “You didn't see it, man! The woman has a moustache like Lando Calrissian.” Oh, my God. It was Debbie! I hesitated, but then opened the door because hiding inside just felt a bit too weak. It was the wrong thing to do
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Not a very PC description of poor Debbie but funny
