My daughter is currently in hospital swearing she was attacked by a seven-foot creature that was neither bear, nor man, nor anything else of this Earth - the so-called ‘Blue Bell Bigfoot’. Her boyfriend crashed his car when they came across it early this morning. He died at the scene.” Her voice failed to waver at all in breaking that news I noticed. “The police are not taking her account seriously. The two of them were doing drugs last night and he was still under the influence, whatever you call it, this morning.”
OMG the driver died in the rollover crash!!!
