How To Fail at Flirting

by Denise Williams

“I offered to set you up with my trainer. Wes is cute,”

WESSSSS 😩😩😩😩

Still you, but with the volume turned down.

I wanted to do something to reclaim the parts of myself I’d allowed him and so many others to make me think were unfavorable.

Wes the sexy trainer,

WESSSSSSSS

I’m nothing if not on-brand.

Lord, give me the confidence of an old, rich white man.

You won’t know until you get out of your own way, give up on this idea of perfect, and give him a chance to love you, flaws and all.”