Escape from Everywhere: The Whole Bloody Series (The Last Final Girl)

by Jack Quaid

“Looks like somebody has been a bad, bad teddy.”

Even after literally being ripped in two, Bob was dragging his torso along the road with one thing and one thing only in his sights—his hatchet. “I’d say one thing about Hatchet Bob,” Lee said. “He’s a persistent son of a bitch.”

There’s nothing more of a mood killer than a serial killer.”

The only thing new about him was that the son of a bitch was on fire.