My horoscope had told me I'd be ruled by Venus today. And that was the horniest fucking planet in the solar system. I should have been prepared to deal with it. I was a professor at Zodiac Academy, dammit, and I couldn't even ward off Venus when it shoved me in front of The Savage King's daughter. Mercury was moving into retrograde soon too, maybe that was why my decisions were all over the place.
I just cant take this seriously
