Ruthless Fae (Zodiac Academy, #2)

by Caroline Peckham

We’d needed to break them. It had to be done. So why does it make me feel like a piece of shit?

Lance: Location: Venus Library Row: Epsilon Text: Earth: The Power of Growth.

hehe

a couple of nights ago I’d almost drowned and now I was an arsonist.

life goals i guess

“Iron is made stronger in the hottest part of the fire, Seth. You didn't break me, you forged me.”

you fuckin tell him girl

“He looks like an angry bouncer who’s seen way too many fake IDs,”

lollllllll

“What in the name of Santa sunbathing in a thong are you up to?”

Lance: Maybe green this time? Although 'Green' as a nickname isn't quite so catchy. The suspense is killing me.

This mans...I can't with him

I should not have pissed off the bear family. Goldilocks definitely got eaten in the original version of that story.

Girl out of context this is nutz

spotting him climbing up onto a high chair that looked more fitting for a lifeguard than a Vampire in a field. Who the hell put that there?

Uhhh I wouldn't be surprised if he brought it with him for the occasion

“Oh no, I’d fully expect you to let me burn to death,”

Lollllll

“It was actually my curling iron too close to my bondage gear. The oil makes those suckers flammable as hell.”

Bro...you did not just say that

“The stars will test you. The longer you are in each other’s company, the more volatile the universe will become. And if you pass all of the tests the stars throw at you, you will be presented with your Divine Moment.”

#forshadowing

“Then stop looking back, Lance.”

This...This is it right here

I headed out of my en-suite into my room and stopped dead as I spotted a life-sized inflatable Pegasus sex doll standing in the middle of my motherfucking bed.

*finger snaps*

“You never let me get away with anything. For all you know I like wedging myself in dark corners.”

“Have I told you how exceptionally beautiful you look tonight, Darcy?”

“Enjoy it while it lasts, whore,” she snarled at me before stalking away. “It’s sex addict, not whore,” I called after her. “And it’s not cool to mock people for medical afflictions.”