Ruthless Fae (Zodiac Academy, #2)

by Caroline Peckham

“I think we should stay,”

Darcy is going to go into shock with this one lol

“Sethy

I scream

“Shouldn't you be off sniffing some dog's ass somewhere, mutt?”

SKSKVHHVFFDSDJ J

“How boggly was it exactly?” I started laughing. “The boggliest eye I've ever seen. She looked like Mike Wasoswki from Monsters Inc.”

oh my GOD? a Darius chapter?????? HELP SOS

The damn bond was twisted and humiliating sometimes. Thankfully we’d managed to resist the temptation to spoon each other.

Oh man i need fan art of this

Max was a bastard. His father had married his wife through an arrangement to keep his bloodline pure but he’d been in love with another woman.

Go back to the mortal world and marry Big Bird for all I care.

wolfsbane,

Teen Wolf flashbacks

Tu eres un pedazo de mierda, Vampiro escoria!”

Spanish V AP is paying off rn

Lance: Maybe green this time? Although 'Green' as a nickname isn't quite so catchy. The suspense is killing me.

Love him

turning puppy dog eyes on me and damn if Caleb Altair didn’t look cute as hell when he was begging.

Caleb is SO hot

I've got sensitive skin.

When he wasn't directing his harsh tone at me, it was super hot.

The Three Types of Star Bond: Nebula Allies Elysian Mates Astral Adversaries

And if you pass all of the tests the stars throw at you, you will be presented with your Divine Moment.” “I had a Divine Moment in the shower this morning,” Tyler called out. “Quiet, you insolent child!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

My head was swimmy

Literally me when i try to chart myself

LMFAO OH MY GOD this is goung to be so funny, Caleb chapter

Do you prefer a stallion or a mare, Caleb? (asking for a friend) Is it just Pegasus you’re into, Altair, because my Centaur cousin is single?

CACKLING

Daddy Acrux

I find it hilatious how she calls Darius' dad this

“Are you deaf, Darius?” I breathed. “That’s not my name.”

“Do you know Geraldine Grus by any chance?” I asked and he nodded vigorously. “My daughter has told me simply everything about you – everything. But golly

THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Yamaharpy, Sphinxzuki, Hondusa, Harley Dragonson

LOL BYE

“Err,

If i see "err" as diolouge ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

He glanced above us and his brow furrowed heavily. “Up there are a thousand reasons why we can't be together.”

My heart is pounding so hard rn, im goung to scream

“Come on then, Blue.” He held out his hand. I took a shuddering breath, placing my hand in his. “I think it might be best if you don't call me that anymore.” I tugged at a lock of wet hair. “It's not blue anyway.”

No no no no NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

“I’ll pass your complaints on to Caleb,” Darius replied, though his jaw tightened as he said it, making me believe my hook up with Caleb pissed him off far more than trying to taunt me with it would. “Oh no,” I replied smoothly. “No complaints there from me.”

Almost spit my drink