“Everyone always asks me that,” the Scheme-Colonel sighed. “Where are you taking me? If I didn’t want you to know, I’d lie. If I wanted you to know, I’d tell you. If anyone put a moment’s thought into the realities of their situation, they’d stop asking that question. But they never do. It’s always where are you taking me. Why doesn’t someone ask why I’m taking them? Or how I took them, so at least they could improve their security?”
