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because you’re a pint-sized terrorist in boots.
“I said I’ll make sure Daddy spanks her bare ass real good when he gets home.”
“Well, hellooo.”
Literally heard this 😂😂
“I have King George. I assure you I’m in good hands.” “King George?” “Good God, man, do you know nothing of country? George Strait.”
“Just a word to the wise. To any woman, crazy can be the best of compliments or the worst of insults. Be careful how you deliver that word to a woman.”
“Those two are hard to watch if you bone alone.”
Grannism—Don’t go trying to find the pretty in ugly people. That’s like saving your sunshine for shit. Even in better light, it’s still a glowing turd.
