The South Tower: An alternate history of 9/11

by Alex Canna

“And we’re Schrödinger’s cats.” “Meow.”

Jfc I can feel my last brain cell dying

Striving for a convincing Middle Eastern accent, Nick said, “I need to talk to someone in authority. I am man who activate navigation beacons in World Trade Center.” “Can I have your name, sir?” “Never mind. I also plant enough high explosive in each tower to collapse both of them.”

…ffs