“Still waiting,” he said. “Christ Almighty. For what?” “To know whose fault it is that your idiot ass is here on the side of the road waiting for a rescue instead of sunning itself in the desert. Were you forced into last-minute shopping?” He nodded at the box in my hands. “Grindr hookup you couldn’t miss?” “Yes,” I shot back. “Yes, you caught me. There’s something so thrilling about a roadside blizzard hookup I couldn’t resist, but I’ve been waiting for hours and the only person who’s shown up is… Oh! Hey, wait! Are you OldFatCreeper87? Because I’ve gotta say, you looked way cuter in your
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