‘Do you know where the expression “kiss my arse” comes from?’ ‘No idea. But why do I have a feeling you’re about to tell me?’ ‘The Duc de Vendôme, a seventeenth-century French aristocrat, used to receive his courtiers even when he was sitting on the loo, and after he’d wiped his bottom, one of them rushed forward and kissed it, saying, “Oh noble one, you have the arse of an angel.”’
Alright, I love the little bits of trivia that you put in your books Mr. Archer. But this was a bit too much info, even for a potty humour enthusiast like me! 😀
