We laugh like we always do when we pass by the Meadow Park Casino, with the big neon sign in front that flashes, EVERYONE’S A WINNER AT MEADOW PARK!!!! Four exclamation marks, no kidding. And what a fucking lie—if everyone was a winner, would the parking lot be full of the same Winnebagos, day after day, the owners inside dropping their Social Security money into the slots one quarter at a time? Nobody’s a winner in Meadow Park. But everybody keeps trying just the same.