But of course, any action against faeries prompts a greater or equal reaction. She dumps snow on my head. I swear and flash her again. With my finger. It shines into the sky, so bright I can see the beam even in the light of the day. It turns out that I can adjust the intensity of the light very well, and so I blind the faerie again. “Ye daft bugger!” She flies around erratically, as I shine my light at her, and then she stops, flies back on my head, and grins at me. “Ah, well. ‘Twas quite a good surprise!” That’s faeries for you. Insult them a bit and they’ll hound you, but do
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