They’d never heard Lord of the Rings either. Hah. The entire time they swooped around my head, shouting. “They live, they live!” “Rings! Forged in darkness to bind souls! Yes! How did the Human know?” “The small folk! They remember them!” “To Mordor! To Isengard! To the ends of the earth!” “Ye shall not pass!” “Shut up!” It was the best of times and the worst of times. Actually, it was just the best of times. I told that story too, and you’d be surprised how emotional Gnolls get. They get pretty physically demonstrative too. I could close my eyes and remember a thousand times where my
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