“Oh no! I see what you’re getting at, and I’m truly sorry for you and your people, but I’m not going to have alien babies! If the sci-fi movies taught me anything, it’s not to get pregnant with an alien. It claws its way out—” “Jade.” “—and then it looks like a cockroach or an octopus beetle—” “Jade.” “—and if you’re lucky, it’ll leave you alone and not eat you after it’s born! But most of—” “Jade!” “What?”
