The Divine Dungeon Complete Series (The Divine Dungeon #1-5)

by Dakota Krout

“Not me, I swear!” Dale waved his hand in a dismissive motion. “We have guests, Mages, who are wanting to challenge the dungeon.” <You have really bad timing, Dale. I’m unholy busy right now, and if I get too distracted, we could fall out of the sky.> “Please, please, feel free to focus on anything but us.” Dale hacked up a small ball of mucus and dust before rejoining the Mages. “A bit of overkill, wasn’t that?” “Overkill is the best kind of kill. No chance of retaliation,” the Mage replied in a chilly tone. “How about you go bother Jasper? I think he sees you as a mascot.” “Don't mind him, boy!” Jasper slapped Dale on the back hard enough to bruise. “He is always shockingly rude.” Dale winced and not from the slap. “Got a lot of, ah, lightning jokes you are planning to use?” “You should be amped to hear how many I currently have.” Jasper had a strange gleam in his eyes. Dale shrugged at him; he didn’t understand the joke. He had no knowledge of how electricity worked. “You don’t understand any of these, do you? Re-volt-ing.”