There’s a difference between not being able to dance and the ability to fake being able to dance just well enough so that people won’t notice. I participate most heavily in the latter, which is why the traditional line dances are perfect for me. The kinds where the entire framework of the song relies on laying out instructions for what one should do with their feet. I’m fine on any dance floor, but I love best when a room folds together in unison. It is almost impossible for anyone with any semblance of rhythm to make a mistake if they just move in the direction the room is already carrying
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