Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (Zoey Ashe #2)

by David Wong

Will said hostage situations were like bad marriages, one party trying to subtly force the other to surrender, inches at a time.

Now, with all of the advisors in charge and his daughter, who I’m going to be frank, when they were handing out brains in Heaven she accidentally got back into the tit line, the inmates are running the asylum.

“There are things people actually believe,” said Andre, “and things they only pretend to believe because it’s convenient. But over time it don’t matter which is which, it all just blurs together. People are like that.”