Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (Zoey Ashe #2)

by David Wong

“I want you to know that while you’re making this speech, all I’m hearing is a series of fart noises coming out of your mouth.”

“Like you died and were resurrected by someone who got distracted halfway through.”

“You keep exceeding my expectations in both directions. You know I promised Titus that I’d keep you in line. Make sure you don’t wind up running the city according to your evil desires.” “It seems like the first step in doing that would have been not telling me.”