Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (Zoey Ashe #2)

by David Wong

“Right, everything is terrible. I’m getting discouraged, Budd, tell me a joke.” Without hesitation, Budd said, “A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. Bartender says, ‘That looks uncomfortable’ and the pirate says, ‘Yarrgh, it’s driving me nuts!’”

Bonus points for using my favorite pirate joke!