Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (Zoey Ashe #2)

by David Wong

“Well, I’m going to go soak in my bathtub until I fall apart like a corned beef.”

The real reason was one that she rarely articulated even to herself, because it was probably the same reason Arthur had left the business to her in the first place: sometimes, the story of your life gets so jumbled and messy that you just want to erase it completely.