One of you will say, “Moscarda did this,” and another will reply, “What do you mean, he did that? It was something else entirely that he did!” And a third will say, “He did very well indeed, as I see it. He did just what he ought to have done!” “What he ought to have done! I like that! What he did was very bad. Now, what he ought to have done—” And the fifth: “What he ought to have done? What should you say if I told you, he did nothing at all!”

