This Won't End Well

by Camille Pagán

We share the same visceral aversion to the sound of food being slurped,

“What happens twice, happens thrice.”

When I let myself into the Rogers’ this morning, only Brat Kitt, the tabby with the temper, and Maria Catlas, the howler, were there to greet me. Opurrah and Puma Thurman were

would never buy anything that you couldn’t feel confident wearing in any situation or major city.”

People make bad choices in spite of what you do—not because of it.”

Life is too short to be living the story someone else has told about you.”