Liz: I vote we start picking out engagement rings and texting them to Derek. #helpful Mom: What do you all think of this one? The emerald cut is very dignified. Will: Mom, that’s a clown GIF. Mom: What’s a GIF? Dad: Jesus H. Christ! You know I hate clowns! Me: I’m disowning all of you. Mom: Fine. But we’ve taking a family vote and we’re keeping Emily. Berto: And her Porsche. Dad: Good luck, Orphan Derek.
