“Um, Luanne? Baby?” Jack’s voice sounded weird. “Yeah?” Jack placed his hands on his wife’s shoulders. “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” “No.” “Are you sure?” Luanne’s dark brows slanted over her blue eyes. “Yes, Jack. I’m a grown woman, and I think I know when I need to go to the bathroom.” She searched his face, which appeared to have lost all color. “Why?” He pointed to a wet spot where she’d been sitting. Beau jumped back like the spot might spontaneously grow and consume him. “Oh,” was all Luanne could say. Just then, a dark stain began to spread down the legs of her pants. “Your water
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LOL Jack a bit shell shocked for a minute or two. Beau's reaction funny too...it's not caustic Heartbreaker.