“Jonah, I’m gay. Is that going to be a problem?” Peter’s head immediately swiveled in my direction, and we made eye contact. Yeah, he’d gone there. And it was while I was processing that, that the man sitting beside me said, “You’re a bit older than what I’m usually interested in, but….” I was already snorting by the time Grandpa Gus shook his head and started walking out of the living room, calling out behind him, “You two deserve each other. Goodnight.”

