“And what should I say to my mom? Hey, Mom, going on my date. Oh, don’t worry about these handy dandy marks. Ya know how it is with random, mysterious markings and whatnot just popping up when you least expect it,” she said with thick sarcasm. “No, we were going to tell her they are the stick-on type, and that Jen insisted you wear them,” Sally said.
put on a sweater and shut the hell up
