“If she said no, she might not want to go to sleep tonight ’cause I’m going to dye her hair blonde to complement her being a dumb ass,” Jen told them. “Uh, Jen, you’re a blonde,” Jacque pointed out. “No, not really, God just got it wrong, and it was too late to change it once He noticed.”
God hates you as much as I do, Jen.
