“I saw a twister touch,” he says. “In the distance. Looked like an F2. Maybe an F3. Couldn’t really get a sense of which way it was deciding to go. Like a woman. Like a bitch. My father used to say you can’t fix a bitch.” Is Wyatt making up that tornado just to scare me? How could he decide it was an F2 on sight alone?
Because this mf'er is the most mysterious man in the world, apparently. And fairly offensive most of the time. Where's the infamous "charm" people have mentioned?
