Lisa

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Whenever someone shoulders past me or cuts me off, I feel like rooting for them instead of getting angry, and I hope they’re able to make it to the toilet before disaster strikes. I cheer for the steadfastness of their sphincters and wish them long life and clean underwear. People think I am patient, but not really; I just get it. We are ruled by our bladders and bowels. There was no one waiting for us when we got off the plane, and Buck relaxed a tiny bit at that, but then he was anxious to return home
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