Ink & Sigil (Ink & Sigil, #1)
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Started reading September 10, 2025
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My cane is in fact a weapon that a person of my age is allowed to carry around openly,
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“What are ye daein’ here?” “I’m in a cage, in’t I? Ye must be the cream of Scottish intelligence. Cannae be anywhere else if I’m no free, ya fuckin’ genius.
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How’d he die?” “Raisin scone.” “So it was suicide, then.” “Naw, it was an accident.” “He didn’t accidentally eat a raisin scone, now, did he? So it was suicide.”
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He was a universally appealing biped
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I expect high-quality, creative, and nondestructive pisstaking.