Decidedly Off Limits (By The Bay, #1)

by Stina Lindenblatt

“She also said that boys won’t buy the cow if you give away the milk for free. I don’t have a cow to sell, but I did try to give my chocolate milk to Joey. He didn’t want it. He’s lactose intolerant.”

“I’d like to make an announcement.” His voice was strong and proud and held several dozen photo albums worth of nostalgia. “Sixty years ago today, the most beautiful woman in the world became my wife.”

The devil on my shoulder voiced her opinion loud and clear. Yes, Jeff was only interested in one thing, but at least it would be fun—and I could finally end this super-long dry spell. The angel on the opposite shoulder leafed through a beauty magazine, stopping only long enough to say that the devil made a very good point.

“Nooo,” Kelsey said in a goofy, squeaky voice as I tried to convince the dough it was better off surrendering to its fate. “Don’t make me go in there.” She giggled.

“Aaaaaahhhh,” she said in the same funny voice as before. “You definitely work with kids.” She laughed. “That obvious, huh?”

And the kettle and the pot live happily ever after, as friends.

my heart beat harder and louder and minus the big girl panties.