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In romance novels, this was the moment when the hero pulled over and offered to help the heroine. In thrillers, this was the moment when the serial killer pulled over and added another notch in his…well, whatever serial killers added a notch to.
Best Friend Rule #1: never fuck the guy’s sister. Best Friend Rule #2: never think of fucking the guy’s sister. Best Friend Rule #3: never think about her naked while not thinking about fucking her.
In everyone’s life there is that one person who thinks she’s an expert in all matters of the heart.
“She also said that boys won’t buy the cow if you give away the milk for free. I don’t have a cow to sell, but I did try to give my chocolate milk to Joey. He didn’t want it. He’s lactose intolerant.”
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Want to learn how to make a man truly happy? Read erotic romance. Nothing was more educational than that.
Well-known fact #1: men hate admitting to themselves when they’re wrong. Just ask any female. We would rather have our eyeballs gouged from our head and fed to a great white shark than admit the truth to ourselves. But shit happens—and it doesn’t matter who’s wrong and who isn’t, it comes down to doing what’s right.
Fact #1 about women: never tell them the truth when your family jewels are at stake.
Rule #1 for changing the topic: pick one that focuses on the other person and flatter them to death.
But wishing was best saved for birthday cakes, water fountains, and shooting stars.
“I’m pretty sure your brother’s going to kill me when he returns home, but I love you, Kelsey.” His voice was low. The only person who could hear him was me—just the way it should be. “I love everything about you. Your love for your job and the kids you help. Your love of life. Your love of those funny little owls. Your amazing photographs. Your heart. I love it
What was the best way to approach an angry beast? Correct. Cautiously. Never move too quickly and always speak in a soothing tone. Hopefully that also worked with an angry Navy SEAL.
