Shortcake

by Lucy Watson

My ovaries, on the other hand, notice and now demand that I have his babies. I will not picture a Baby Ben snuggled in my arms. Will. Not. Picture. It. Aww, so cute.

Bwhahaha aww so cute.

Things I’d rather do than go out to lunch with Ben and the Wedding Brigade: Vacuum a room full of hidden pennies. Stub my toe on a freezing morning. Eat a handful of peanuts while chewing gum.

Lol