“And as soon as she walked through the door, the parrot went off. It called her every name in the book, and everyone knew the parrot had to have heard those things from the dad. So, they hate each other.” He shakes his head, biting his lower lip to hide his amusement. “That’s what you think happened?” “It is,” I say before shrugging. “Or she is a bisexual and they both fell in love with the same nun.” At that, Luka laughs. Actually laughs.

