The One

by John Marrs

‘Even your choice of fiction is macabre,’ Amy continued, ‘Hannibal Rising, American Psycho, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Donald Trump’s autobiography

Trump being classified as macabre was infact on my 2025 bingo card.

He’d often walk around the gym changing rooms naked for longer than necessary, showing off his toned physique that he was confident other men would envy. And when he ran, he purposely wore no underwear, so passers-by could see his penis in his shorts bouncing from side to side.

Ew ew ew ew ew

But there was just one problem – she knew that on meeting her Match, she wasn’t in love with him.

Gasp! How dare she?

‘Where are we headed, then?’ asked Nick. ‘Mate, I don’t have a fucking clue.’

I love these two together