The Devil Wears Black

by L.J. Shen

The only thing that could save tonight was a healthy dose of Jensen Ackles combined with unholy amounts of chocolate and impulsive internet shopping. Also, wine. I would kill for a bottle. With the victim preferably being the man in front of me.

Just admit you had a fucking girlfriend, you full-size piece of shit.

The couple choosing wedding flowers followed me. I turned around to stop them, holding a hand up. “That’s it for you, Mr. and Mrs. Peepson.” “But I want to know how it ends,” the woman whined. “Spoiler alert: I get the girl. Move along now.”

“I’m going to smoke your eyes like beef jerky if you as much as look at her that way again,” Chase

Don’t shy away from the world. You will get hurt. You will hurt others, even if you don’t mean to. Pain is inevitable through life. But joy is too. So seize the day.