“Don’t we need to wait for the check?” “We’re not getting paid for dining here.” “I meant—you have enough interaction with the human world to know what I meant, you dork. Don’t we need to pay for dinner?” Tybalt looked at me like I’d never said anything more foolish in my entire life, something we both knew wasn’t the case. “We granted my subject the honor of feeding us,” he said. “Why would we need to compensate him further?” “Silly me,” I said,
