Me: I’m watching a man mow his lawn and I’m oddly turned on. What’s that about? Sophie: I love it when Cox mows our lawn. It’s so sexy. Me: Really? Sophie: Well sure, he usually takes his shirt off and gets all sweaty. What’s not sexy about that? Cox was an attractive man, objectively speaking. I could see why Sophie enjoyed watching her husband work. Hazel: I’d say it represents competence and reliability. Me: Do you want to jump Corban’s bones when he mows the lawn? Hazel: Certainly. Even better when he fixes something. Everly: We don’t have a lawn but I love it when Shepherd fixes things.
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