Fix Her Up (Hot & Hammered, #1)

by Tessa Bailey

I deserve this

See, Georgie might have reached the ripe old age of twenty-three in Travis’s absence, but she would always be the pesky little sister.

That doesnt sound fuckable im going to be honest. Not a great lead up for a smutty romance book.

she pictured him during far less innocent endeavors, which usually required a charged device and twenty minutes alone.

Im uncomfortable

baby girl.”

Ewww

Her mouth moved into a little O, and Travis found himself staring at it longer than he should. Apparently this was what happened when he didn’t get laid for months.

Thats disgusting man

baby girl.”

Fuck off i hate this shit

Have you seen Dale? I need Dale. Had she really called for her vibrator in front of Travis Ford?

Im just going to start highlighting every time this book makes me want to kms

He was so utterly human.

Id expect that from a human

He’d gone months without sex.

Hold on, let me play my tiny violin

“Hold on there, baby girl. We’re not done.”

Grrr baby gorlllll

With a handful of little-sister tit.

You deserve a special place in hell for that Tessa Bailey

“You in there, baby girl?”

Baby gorl

Virgin. Alarm bells went off,

You sound like a bloodhound, jesus fuck

He tasted Georgie the way someone eats their first bite of tiramisu in a restaurant. A slow, savoring mouthful, followed by a gruff, appreciative groan.

Dont sexualise tiramisu you arse

Let it happen, baby girl.

Every time you say baby girl a kitten dies

“Let’s slow down some, baby girl.

Dead kitten count: 2

“Do panties count as clothes?”

Dont say panties, thats disgusting

“Yes, Travis.”

Im going to be honest, NOT a moanable name

“Move up a little, baby girl.”

Dead kitten count: 3

Baby girl. She loved when he called her that.

Dead kitten count: 4 The dead kittens dont love it Georgie

The giant appendage that made Georgie feel like she was sitting on a full aluminum foil roll?

Girl, why are you sitting on aluminium foil rolls?

culminating at her sex.

Ha

panties

Stop saying panties

baby girl,”

Dead kitten count: 5

“You like me on top, don’t you, baby girl?”

Dead kitten count: 6 they're rolling in their little kitten sized graves

baby girl

Im getting exasperated now DKC: 7

“Baby girl. I pump against this pussy one more time and I’m not coming anywhere but balls deep.

AHAHAHAHA DKC: 8 (i think)

“This what you like, baby girl?

DKC: 9

Travis adjusted his manhood

HA CRINGE

“This is it, baby girl.

You know what? Im giving up, the kittens have no hope

“Sometimes when I do parties, I try to start a conversation with one of the parents, but I can tell they just want me to go entertain the kids.

I mean, thats what theyre paying you for

Travis

Honest to god, forgot his name was tRAviS for a second

baby girl.

This is actually genuinely disgusting

And she was a big girl.

I dont knowww, are you sure baby girl???

it was simply more common for women to get attached when sex was part of the equation. Basic science, right?

Oh shut the fuck up you perverted arse

Georgette Castle,”

Ew

“It’s now or never, baby girl.”

Are you lost baby gorl

She was an aroused clown.

Me when the sun goes down

getting ready to sex her up.

Thats disgusting man

“Mine,” he rasped.

Grrr rawr xd, daddy wanty

“I’m in love with you, baby girl. I want you for my wife. You think I’ll stop at building you a mantel? I’ll work every day to build my girl the life she deserves. If you give me the chance. Marry me, Georgie.”

On national television? This is disgusting