Roommaid
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(even though both Shay and I agreed he obviously had a crush on Delia and didn’t seem to understand that teasing her was not the way to her heart).
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“You don’t have to know Brad to be disgusted.”
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“Did you see his dog, too? Men are a hundred times hotter when they love dogs. That’s legit math. From a math teacher.”
Erin Epstein
The math is mathing.
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Erin Epstein
Shut up I’m not crying okay jeez
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During my twenty-first birthday celebration a couple of years ago, I’d decided to do a shot every time my mom made the conversation about her, but five minutes into it I had to stop because I was going to wind up in the hospital with an exploded liver.
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But now? They were just that. Words. Empty, meaningless words.
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“I don’t know what he’s here to fix, but mine just broke.”
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“I would like to offer you a two-year contract, which is standard for what we extend to our first-year teachers.”
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Instead, the next thing I knew, he had pulled me into his arms. And then he was kissing me.
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“Here’s your father. And speaking of meeting people here at the party, you absolutely must meet his guest. One of the up-and-coming stars at Weston Wilshire. Madison, I believe you know Tyler Roth?”
Erin Epstein
No!
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The next time, he did.