Roommaid
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Read between January 29 - February 10, 2023
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To be fair, the camera didn’t just love him; it also brought him flowers every day for a month, sang him ballads, and wanted to meet his parents.
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“So this Tyler guy wants someone to live in his apartment who will clean up after him, look after his dog, and not have sex with him. Don’t they usually call those people wives?”
A. Renee Nelson✏️
Wut? Lol XD
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“Do you want to come with me?” I asked Shay, hopeful for a moment after I texted Tyler’s address back. “Oh, I would but I have this thing where I don’t want to go.”
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“A cat?” he scoffed. “Never. I’m not bringing home some sociopath intent on luring you into a false sense of security before they eat your face.”
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“Decoys. They’ve never forgotten that they used to be worshipped as gods. You’ll never see dogs planning on destroying humankind. Which is one of the reasons I adopted Pigeon.” “She won’t eat your face?” He smiled. “I’m pretty sure she’s not plotting my demise. And it’s nice to love somebody who doesn’t want anything in return.”
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“When I love something, I don’t do it halfway.” That made my heart twist painfully. No man had ever loved me the way he loved this dog.
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A girl could get used to a guy who made her feel like she could take over the world.
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The secret is to have some knowledge to operate from and then get them talking about themselves. Which makes them like you more because you’re letting them do all the talking.”
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By making me feel like I was never good enough for him, he had ensured that I spent all my time trying to change his mind.
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Shay gasped. “I don’t know what he’s here to fix, but mine just broke.”