“You know he’s the VP of the board, right?” “I must remember to genuflect next time I see him,” Adam said. “I’m president.” “In that case, I better get some kneepads.” Tripp nodded, liking that line. “Bob’s going through a lot right now.” “Bob’s an ass waffle.” “Well, yes. Do you know why I stay on as president?” “Helps you score chicks?” “Yes, that. And because if I resign, Bob’s next in line.”