Twilight (Twilight, #1)

by Stephenie Meyer

No one was going to bite me.

lmao cute foreshadowing

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…,” he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. “What a stupid lamb,” I sighed. “What a sick, masochistic lion.”

I’m so so sorry but my eyes can’t roll hard enough

You don’t realize how incredibly breakable you are.

🥴 don’t like that

And then I collapsed. “Bella?” His voice was alarmed as he caught me and held me up. “You… made… me… faint,” I accused him dizzily. “What am I going to do with you?” he groaned in exasperation. “Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!”

Jesus Christ 🙄🙄🙄🙄