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“Ravish me, you devilish doughnut,”
“Stand up, you succulent squid,”
I slapped his chest with a wild laugh. “You’re one dirty, book talking Vampire, you know that?”
But I must call it a night as I am positively flamboozled,”
In the words of Geraldine: fuck me sideways with a Dragon dildo. I don’t need any more chaos in my life.
Professor Twat Cougar)













































