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“I suggest you keep out of my fucking head if you want to keep your job, you sun baked, pruny ball bag,”
“Are you sure you’re the right man for the job, though, Gabe?” “Don’t call me Gabe,” Gabriel snapped.
I get this now I've read RB
Maybe her Lady Petunia was a magic vag, designed to lure Siren dick in and then never release it from her spell.
“I reckon Lance has been giving you plenty of bone lessons already, hasn’t he?” Darius quipped and a laugh tumbled from my throat.
“I’ll wear a buttery bagel as a cock ring for the day if it will make you stop and listen to me for a moment. I’m asking for your help, Gerry, and I don’t do that lightly,” I growled, interrupting her.
“By the gleam of my shiny waxed lady balls!
As insane as it was, we knew that the world was in the process of being taken over by a psycho lizard king and his shadow whore - Catalina’s words, not mine
“It was like sticking my dick into a sack of potatoes and shaking it around to see what happened,” he deadpanned.
“If it appeases you, you may wish to know that my brothers and I have very specific tastes sexually and neither you nor Miss Vega fulfil them, so I can assure you the work was in no way gratifying. I prefer men in their fifties or older with considerably more body hair than you. My middle brother only enjoys sex with inanimate objects and my youngest brother likes Medusa women in shifted form.”
Fucking Kiplings. now I know what youngest and oldest like.
sponge cakes recently,
Wasn't this his thing like 6 years ago in Ruthless Boys???
In the words of Geraldine: fuck me sideways with a Dragon dildo.
And that I fantasised about him more than I had about any man in all my life. Even Tom Hardy. Even. Tom. Hardy.
Tom Hardy is bae. Totally get it.
